Module 3
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The Oldest Profession
There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
teacher sitting around late one
evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession.
The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from
Adam's rib. This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest
profession in the world.
The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the Bible that stated that God
created order from the chaos, and that was most certainly the biggest and best civil
engineering example ever, and also proved that his profession was the oldest
profession.
The computer teacher leaned back in a chair, and with a sly smile responded, "Yes,
but who do you think created the chaos?"
